Saturday, 5 December 2015





Wakama finally walked into the living room, bags were clutched in both hands – the left hand held more than three polythene bags, while her right carried her office purse. Her eyes narrowed at her man immediately, he was restlessly yawning out from the passageway. Jeffery kept his gaze on her too, hoping that everything he was communicating to her would be completely comprehended without verbal expressions.
‘What?’ She asked sharply, deliberately ignoring his bulging phallus, ‘Honey, how many times would I have to tell you not to leave the back door open. Three rats were almost trudging in through it when I came in; it was my interruption that stopped them. Heavens know how many might have entered before I got there.’
There was silence at first, it was difficult to tell either Wakama was oblivious of Jef’s advances or she was deliberately ignoring him, but Jeffery soon broke the silence, “You’ve been away since morning” he said almost in a hungry man whisper.
“Of course I know. But that still doesn’t have anything to do with this. Those rats could be poisonous, they could cause serious medical tension if they get to enter the kids’ room, you know how much I hate rats.” Her oral pipe seemed to have lost control as she kept on talking, scolding and condemning her hubby. “My children… – our childrens’ health is…- should be – paramount to us, if anything happens to them, you know what chaos we are going to be in.” She said as she clumsily dropped some of the items on the dining table. Her mind was hardly focused on anything she was doing.
“You are right Dear. I’m sorry… the -”
“There is no need to be sorry.” She said brusquely, the first bag she was now emptying on the table had some new provisions for her kids, she arranged it all neatly, unwrapping some from the packs. “You are always sorry, this is getting out of hand, you should consider not making use of that back door for some time. I think, with that you should be able to adjust perfectly. Rats and other dangerous animals creep in easily when doors are open.” She hissed as she started heading towards her room.
“Well, I’m sorry, I went to carry out some things from the booth of my car, and both hands were busy when I came in, that was why I actually forgot to close the door. How was your day? Bolatito has . . .”

Tuesday, 18 August 2015

I am pregnant!
Months of unspoken words
Reserved for so long to culminate
Into a rock of solid affection.
Too strong for all gossips
Too firm for the winds of indicision
There’s a fight in my head!
For to stop or to go ahead.
There’s a pause in my bed,
To speak or remain dumb in cupidal agony

Stupid is perfect
You draw my attention like a magnet
Always found myself yielding
A YES!, that is all am pleading

A YES! Not to the fact that am bald
Or my little wickedness to say that am bad
A YES! Ignoring the fact that am too tall
Please pardon my words, they sound too raw
A YES! even as I can’t give u a ride in my two wheeled car
Even as am yet to become a music star
À YES! for the fact that am as handsome as an ape
Though my lips are not as sweet as a grape.

So I humble my self at thy feet my love
Never withhold your love from me
I’ve planted a seed in your heart
Please water it
And let’s watch it germinate
And grow into an oak tree
With long and large branches
Creating a large shade for the earthen to dwell under
Tree so deep rooted in eternity.
Water this plant my love
Let it grow
Because am pregnant!

Thursday, 6 August 2015

A story written by frank317….

Nick stood in his balcony and continued to
watch his new neigbours as they gently packed
their belongings into their new home. They
were an interesting pair to watch and so Nick
had continued to observe them for more than
thirty minutes.

From his observation, Nike could tell they were
newly wedded, a least not older than six
months, and he could also note that they were
gentle and generally carful about life. He also
felt they were a born-again duo.
The last thought amused him as he reflected
into his own kind of person. Nick was nowhere
near being Godly. He had broken every law in
the bible and was sure his name had been long
erased from the book of life.
He couldn’t tell if the couple was in love with
each other; all he could detect was that they
had mutual respect for each other.
What is my business, he thought. He’d better
get inside and prepare for Boma, the new girl in
his life.
He quickly took his eyes of the busy couple and
looked towards the street. Green Rich estate
was quiet as usual and the atmosphere this
evening was cool and airy. Boma would be
visiting his home for the first time and he
looked forward to having her around. Somehow,
Nick felt that his newly found relationship with
Boma would be an experience he would never
forget. There was something different about her
that made him feel this way.
The first time he had met her was in a public
bus and she had dared him to kiss her just
minutes after he opened conversation with her.
She was pretty and neat. And the way she had
said it had set his heart beat racing. She was
mischievous; something he had seen right after
he had kissed her. She had smiled in a devilish
way and he instantly became crazy about her.
Then she had done something during their first
date that had made him never forget her for
the past five days. She had worn a black short
gown for the date looking as hot as temptation.
She had the shape that could make a male dog
get a hard on. Her firm middle sized bosom was
working real hard to shoot out of their cage and
her butt shot out her back like it was artificial.
The short dress allowed her light complexioned
fleshy thighs to be well revealed and again, her
presence got his heart beat racing. She was a
bad girl and he wasn’t sure he would be able to
keep up with her. Yet, just thought of her
brought all the demon in him alive.
During the date, which was in a restaurant that
had about 11 customers at the time, she had
systematically taken off her black pant right
there on her seat with everyone around and
handed it to him, “I will come to your house to
take it whenever I come visiting. I will not wear
any when I am coming, so don’t misplace it.”
This act had gotten his head spinning and right
now, he couldn’t wait to see her.
Nick looked at his time piece for the ninth time
and decided to stop starring at the couples and
go and have his evening shower.
It was a Saturday evening and he had spent
the better part of the morning doing some
office work; now was time for play.
Nick was a twenty nine years old graduate of
Economics who worked in a bank. He had, since
he started working two years ago, met and
slept with different types of girl; short, tall, rich
poor, but had never met anyone as crazy Boma.
Nick was just a little above average in height
with a broad shoulder and an athletic figure. He
was a jovial fellow with enough swag that had
attracted him to so many females. He was also
good at his work and got along with many of his
colleagues. Despite his obvious love for women,
he avoided flirting or dating any of his female
colleagues. He also didn’t allow his social life
affect his job and so knew when not to step
beyond he set boundaries.
Also, he never dated married women. They
were a ‘no go area’ for him and that was why
he didn’t even notice if his new neighbor’s wife
was pretty or not.
He left the balcony and quickly entered into the
house; it was a well furnished two bedroom flat
that was decorated to suite the life style of a
bachelor.
Nick wasn’t even thinking of marriage in the
nearest future.
He got into the bathroom, quickly had his
shower and had barely came out of the
bathroom when his mobile phone rang. He
quickly rushed to answer it, almost very certain
that the caller was Boma. His heart beat began
to race again just as he saw the caller ID, “hello
Boma,” he answered the call, trying to hide his
excitement.
“I am in your estate; please can you remind me
how to locate your house again?” the soft
female voice asked. It was totally unlike the
female personality that had it.
“Just tell the cab to bring you to number
fourteen B close.”
“Alright,” she said and cut the call.
Ten minutes later, she was knocking on his
door.
Nick opened the door to face pretty Boma,
dressed in a dark blue blouse with a black mini
skirt underneath.
This time around, his heart stopped racing.
“Come in,” he instructed and the angel gently
walked in, looking all over her surrounding in
obvious admiration.
“Mmm, you have got a beautiful home,” she
said.
“Thank you,” he replied. “You are welcome.”
She looked at him. “You have new neigbours
and the wife is pretty.”
“Is she? I didn’t notice.” Now he didn’t know
what she was up to with such topic, “Feel at
home. What will you like to take?” he asked,
trying to sound all friendly.
“I am okay.” She sat down on one of the yellow
and blue seats. There was a mischievous smile
on her face. She didn’t make any effort to cover
up her legs as she sat down.
He could see everything from where he stood
and he began to perspirate.
She knew what she was doing, “I don’t have
my panties underneath, I hope you have it?” It
was a seductive voice. She obviously didn’t
come here to play around. She came for action.
“Ye… yes, I have it,” he responded. Sounding
more like a teenager.
She smiled confidently, “or will you like to find
out if I really got anything under?”
Perhaps this girl was crazy, Nick thought. She
had barely stayed up to five minutes and was
already trying to seduce him. Yet he still felt
excited and the bulge in his trouser began to
increase. It was a different kind of feeling,
something out of this world and he just couldn’t
wait to devour her.
“Come closer, come and check.” She gently
said.
He didn’t know what to say, but his legs began
to carry him towards her like a zombie.
She remained sitting and he knelt down in front
of her once he got to her.
She raised her hand up, signifying that he was
free to check her up.

Nick loved everything that was happening; he
slid his right hand into her black skirt and felt
her bare butt skin. It was soft. She raised
herself up a little and allowed him to have
access to her whole underneath and he could
also feel her wetness. This energized the animal
in him and he quickly pulled off all her cloths
and she hurriedly did the same for him. Within
seconds they were caressing and kissing each
other all over right there in the sitting room.
Her moans were exhilarating, and he wished
she could continue forever. He liked the feel of
her firm mango shaped bosom and he didn’t
hesitate to hungrily lick them with his tongue
as well as caress them with his hands. While
she moaned, she grabbed his right hand and
led it to her dripping wet private part as she
grabbed his joystick and caressed it to.
Suddenly she squat down and bean to lick the
stick like flesh.
His head began to swirl in response to her
touch and he quickly pulled her up, turned her
round, made her kneel on the sofa and entered
into her from behind.
Boma’s moan was different as the whole of him
buried itself into her. Nick actually thought that
the new neigbours could hear her, but he
didn’t care and he also didn’t want her to lower
her voice. The sound actually made the
moment more pleasurable.

Boma’s wild response to his constant pounding
made every moment special, it made every
minute memorable and Nick knew instantly
that his s*x life had risen to a new level.
He continued humping her until his body
couldn’t take it anymore; he reach climax and
the height, he knew, was way higher than any
climax he had reached in his life.
A minute later he fell on the sofa, breathing like
he had ran round the estate.

Boma sat close to him and leaned on his chest
with a satisfactory smile on her face. “That was
great,” She said and quietness followed while
they both tried to catch their breath.
A minute later, she stood up and walked Unclad
towards his kitchen, “I need to take some
water,” she said.

While his eyes were fixed on her lovely behind,
he said, “The fridge is right there in kitchen,
help yourself.” He couldn’t take his eyes off her
until she disappeared into the kitchen. He
instantly looked forward to having another
piece of her.
In the kitchen, Boma got herself a glass of
water and relaxed on the kitchen sink to drink it
while she continued to admire the cleanliness of
the cooking room. Then she looked out of the
window noticed that the neighbour’s backyard
was very visible. She could clearly see the
neighbour’s kitchen window and it was obvious
that anyone in the neighbour’s kitchen would
also clearly see her if she comes out of the back
balcony from the kitchen. It was the closest
house from that side of the building and both
flats shared a common backyard with just a
short fence dividing it.

Then she heard sounds from the other kitchen
and wondered who was there. perhaps it was
the pretty gentle woman’s husband, she
thought. She didn’t think the gentle man had
ever seen a body as perfect as hers.
With the cup in her hands, she slowly opened
the kitchen exit door and stepped outside,
stack Unclad. She could feel two eyes staring at
her from the neighbor’s kitchen. She was sure
of this because the sound had stopped and she
could see a human form standing by the
window.

Then she heard the sound continue again; she
gently walked back into the kitchen and
straight to the sitting room where Nick sat. He
looked up expectedly at her and she thought
he looked ready to take on her the second time.
Gently she walked up to him, sat on his laps
while facing him. Nick could see her wide open
womanliness staring at him. She drew herself
closer and began to kiss him while he instantly
began to lustfully caress her smooth body,
It was going to be a long evening and Nick was
glad.

WATCH OUT FOR PART 2 TOMORROW
A story written by LarrySun (larrysun4real@yahoo.com)
PROLOGUE
‘Abomination!’ Tortoise bellowed, ‘So much for eating faeces!
Wait until the rest of the village hears what you have done.’ (C.N. Adichie, Purple Hibiscus)
1985.
RMD––Richard Mofe Damijo wasn’t famous in 1985. Neither was Tuface; a mere schoolboy. Agbani Darego haunted no young men’s dreams. Don Jazzy, Terry G., DJ Jimmy Jatt, Keke and D1––their fame was yet to be established in Nigeria.
General Ibrahim M. Babangida was the President of Nigeria in 1985––he overthrew Major General M. Buhari’s government. That same year, Nigeria won the Under 17 Junior World Cup in Japan.
The best-seller among Nigerian novels was Things Fall Apart by Chinua Achebe (though it was actually first published in 1958).
The movies: The Village Headmaster, Taxi Driver, Mirror in the Sun, Aiye.
The music: Orlando Owoh, Ebenezer Obey, King Sunny Ade, I.K. Dairo, Majek Fashek, Sunny Okosun, Fela Anikulapo Kuti.
It was a different time, a different world.
Nobody knew that a year later, Dele Giwa was going to be murdered by a letter bomb. No prophecy was made that in four years’ time, the great footballer, Samuel Okwaraji, was going to collapse and die on the field of play.
1985. It was the year when Ada Bright was still a beautiful lady of twenty-four.
She was happy, and she believed Samson would be delighted too.
Ada Bright crossed the busy double-lane of Alluta Express road. She was going to her fiancé’s house for the first time––he would really be surprised. She had come to suspect that he didn’t want her to know where he lived; they had been dating each other for almost a year and Ada hadn’t known where her beloved boy-friend resided. Every time she asked him, Samson had always given different unconvincing excuses for not telling her his residential location, and Ada had been left confused––trying everything she could to believe the bad liar, but she could not. At first, she had thought he had been cheating on her but she had overlooked such thought of probable infidelity when, to her amazement three months earlier; he had knelt before her with a ring and proposed marriage to her. She had noticed how he had looked into her eyes with pure innocence and unmasked admiration, and right there she knew Samson had really loved her deeply, this made her ashamed of herself for allowing the thought cross her mind that he was not being entirely faithful with her. She was one of those few ladies who, by instinct or the subconscious mind, knew the guys who really loved them and those who didn’t, in her own case; it had taken her the nuptial ring for the instinct to manifest.
Ada had seen the radiance of true happiness in her boyfriend’s face when she acquiesced to his proposal. Yet, she still felt he was hiding something important from her, something different from her initial suspicion. About two hours earlier, she had cunningly persuaded Obinna, her fiancé’s friend, tell her Samson’s residential address. She had to see her boyfriend today.
She boarded a public transport bus heading for Plateau Way. Jos, which even few of her inhabitants and descendants knew that it is actually bearing the hidden acronym ‘Jesus Our Saviour’, established by the missionaries, had suffered several violent religious clashes between its Muslim and Christian dwellers. It was reported that the original name of the popular city was Gwosh; which was a village situated at the site of her metropolis. The Hausa wrongly pronounced Gwosh as Jos and it had struck since then. Ada sat by the window and decided to pass the time with a book. Books were good companions; you could lose yourself in a book. But it was too much effort to focus on the prints; she found herself reading the same sentence for the third, fourth, fifth time––without the slightest degree of comprehension. Besides, she was bored with vicarious romance. Stories about dangerous love affairs were interesting to read when you yourself had a faulty love affinity with your paramour, but a woman needed more than Barbara Cartland’s gothic romance novels to understand the intricate conundrum surrounding love relationships. She closed the book and returned it into her hand bag. She had plowed through almost the entire oeuvre of Cartland anyway. She looked out the vehicle’s window at the traffic, the people moving on the sidewalks, the shop windows and the blueness of the sky. She watched without interest at a herd of big, fat cattle being driven by a small skinny Fulani boy.
The breeze that whooshed in as the bus gathered momentum felt good on Ada’s body, it was blowing her hair and she made no effort to stop it. Ada knew she was beautiful and she was proud of it. Many a time, she would spend almost an hour in front of the large mirror in her room and carefully check her face and other parts of her body to make sure there was no spot––or pimple to disfigure her perfect countenance. She knew she had a nice face, long black hair, and there was something massive for a man to grab hold of––she always laughed unashamedly at that thought. She had a heavy bosom for a woman of her size. The mirror was Ada Bright’s favourite work of art, and if she had been a bit androgynous she’d have married herself.
She saw him for the first time ten months ago when she was in a night club; he was staring at her. Other men in the club were also staring at her, most of their focus lied on her bristols, but Samson was looking straight into her eyes. Ada had always been brave to face any man staring at her because they never seemed to get their collective pupils off of her two titanic challenges. This particular man was looking straight into her eyes and she found herself feeling uncomfortable. Nobody had looked at her the way this strange man was. She tried to look back at him.
The man had a fine appearance. He was a fine figure of a man: tall, dark, quite heavy around the neck and shoulders, not a tad fat, and with long legs. He had a strong face, clear eyes; his face wasn’t so much as pretty as a celebrity’s, but he possessed that kind of face that appealed to a woman; his face had been so perfect and his eyes so kind that she briefly mistook him for Saint John the Devine, just that this one was dark-skinned. Except for the mouth––that was small and thin, he appeared close to perfect, and she could imagine how he was going to act in bed.
And yet at first he was not the kind of man a woman would look at twice. He had no moustache; his cheeks and chin were so smooth that they seemed never to have known a razor, and his hair was trimmed short–– a clipper probably went over his skull every week. It was as if he wanted to look like a nonentity. She knew that he was a very handsome man and would look sexier if he added more styles to his physique.
She wondered what he would look like undressed. He would have a flat stomach and hair on his Tips, and you would be able to see his ribs because he was slim. Ada found herself doing what men always say they do with s*xy**-appearing women; she had mentally undressed him.
The man approached her.
“Hi, I’m Samson Oliver. May I know your name?”
My God! He has a deep sweet masculine voice.
“A-D-A” she spelled. “That’s my name.”
“Will you dance with me?” he asked, his hand stretched towards her.
Exactly what I can’t wait to do, she thought.
“Sure.”
“Then let’s dance.”
On the dance floor, Sam wasn’t the only male admiring her undulations because most of the men forgot who they were dancing with when they saw her––her appearance caused several pairs of eyes to sparkle with fornicatory intent. He was also a good dancer, and to have herself in his strong arms, feeling his chest against her own breasts, her hands on his heavy shoulders, his long legs touching hers, gave her a bang she thought she had gotten beyond feeling.
That was how the love story of Ada and Samson started.
Ada had envisaged their first love making occurring at the most expensive suites of Eko Hotels, with beautiful wall paper and a white linen-covered mattress, probably with a view of the sunlight and a beach. But instead, they made love in the backseat of a cosy Volkswagen Beetle and Ada had surprisingly loved it immensely more than any other she had experienced. She had decided that Samson was the man she would marry. She loved him so much that she wore only one kind of panties, an honour to her man. Every pair she owned bore this embroidered phrase on the silky crotch: SAM’S HAVEN. She had stitched the words on the panties herself, with the emblem of a triangle signifying the crocheted ‘Haven’.
Ada got off the bus and carefully checked the address she had written on a small piece of paper. She crossed the road to the other side and beckoned to a taxi driver––a very dark-skinned Hausa man; after haggling over the fare for some time, they struck a considerable bargain and she entered the taxi beside the driver.
Having driven through different junctions and streets, the taxi driver stopped in front of a small building. Samson’s house was a three bedroom semi-detached house in a street of exactly similar houses. This particular area had its houses in close proximity to each other. The tiny front gardens were all being used to grow vegetables. Samson’s apartment, which had its number boldly inscribed on the door, was of a very neat and trim appearance standing in the quiet street. The door was painted brown and the steps were particularly well-whitened, the brass of the knocker and handle gleamed in the afternoon sun.
Ada paid her fare, leaving a generous tip for the driver, and went to the door. She paused for a moment before knocking, and when she knocked, the door was opened almost immediately.
“Ada!” Samson said in an astonished tone, as if he had just met his next door neighbor in the middle of the Sahara Desert. “What are you doing here?”
“Hi sweet,” she greeted. “I wanted to surprise you.”
“How did you know this place? Who gave you this address?”
“Don’t you worry about that, I have more surprises for you. Let’s go inside.” She looked around her, “If I may say, you live in a grand house.”
“You can’t come in now, I’m sorry. You should have informed me before coming here, you know I don’t like surprises. You’ll have to go now; I’ll see you next week.”
Ada was perplexed. She saw it instantly; the change, it worried her. This man she was seeing was not the Samson she knew. “What is happening?”
“I can’t tell you now, I promise to tell you when we see next week, okay? I’m sorry.”
That moment, a little girl of about two years old came to the door from within the house and started tugging at Samson’s hand.
“Hapa––pood!” she slurred.
Ada stepped back. What’s going on here? She looked at the baby––she was a cute fairly complexioned girl, and she possessed that familiar innocence of a little angel. She had a gap where two milk teeth had fallen out from below and new ones were yet to be replaced. Ada looked up questioningly at Samson.
“Who’s she?”
Samson looked away, he could not answer. She realized with awe and disappointment that his solid refusal to talk was as good as a confession. With trembling lips, Ada said softly, “She’s your daughter.”
“It’s not what you think, Ada.”
“Then what is it? Please tell me this girl’s not your child.”
The little girl could not understand why the adults were arguing, she was looking at the two, wondering when the strange woman would leave her daddy alone so that he could come and feed her.
“Answer me, please.” Ada’s voice was shaky now.
“Ada, you know I’ll never do anything to hurt you. I’ll explain everything to you.”
He came forward to hold her but she stepped away from him.
“What do you have to explain anyway?” she asked. “She called you ‘papa’, didn’t she? So, you’re a married man, Sam.” She held her hair firmly with both hands.
She was finding it really hard to believe what she was witnessing. The man she had loved with all her heart, the man she had cherished, adored, worshipped––was a family man. The feeling of disappointment overwhelmed her instantly, she could feel some emotional parts of her evaporating, and another part of her inner body was rendered numb. Disappointment!
Tears began streaming down her cheeks slowly, and then she looked into Samson’s face with anger and said:
“I despise you!” she said with so much vigour that the tendons of her neck stood out.
It’s hard to love, she thought as she walked away, when you know how much love could be taken for granted. Sam was a cheat; he’d cheated on her, he’d done to her what no sane human being should ever do to another. Taking the love another had for you and mocking it, trading the innermost secrets of the manipulated for lies from the manipulator.
She could remember, with sadness, the moments they had both shared––the sweet memories, the exhilarating experience, the love, the care, the laughter, the fun, and so much more. She was still confused, not believing that Sam could so much as betray her trust. But he did.
That was how the love story of Ada and Samson ended.
They never saw each other again.

WATCH OUT FOR PART 2 TOMORROW
A Short Story written by Oyin Young (oyinprince@ gmail.com Tel: 08148709832 BB Pin: 7F0742DF)..
John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform and studied the crowd of people making their way through Grand Central Station.
He looked for the girl whose heart he knew, but whose face he didn’t, the girl with the rose. His interest in her had begun thirteen months before in a Florida library. Taking a book off the shelf he found himself intrigued, not with the words of the book, but with the notes penciled in the margin. The soft handwriting reflected a thoughtful soul and insightful mind. In the front of the book, he discovered the previous owner’s name, * Miss Hollis Maynell.
With time and effort he located her address. She lived in New York City. He wrote her a letter introducing himself and inviting her to correspond. The next day he was shipped overseas for service in World War II.
During the next year and one month the two grew to know each other through the mail. Each letter was a seed falling on a fertile heart. A romance was budding. Blanchard requested a photograph, but she refused. She felt that if he really cared, it wouldn’t matter what she looked like.
When the day finally came for him to return from Europe, they scheduled their first meeting – 7:00 PM at the Grand Central Station in New York. “You’ll recognize me,” she wrote, “by the red rose I’ll be wearing on my lapel.” So at 7:00 he was in the station looking for a girl whose heart he loved, but whose face he’d never seen. I’ll let Mr. Blanchard tell you what happened:
A young woman was coming toward me, her figure long and slim. Her blonde hair lay back in curls from her delicate ears; her eyes were blue as flowers. Her lips and chin had a gentle firmness, and in her pale green suit she was like springtime come alive. I started toward her, entirely forgetting to notice that she was not wearing a rose. As I moved, a small, provocative smile curved her lips. “Going my way, sailor?” she murmured. Almost uncontrollably I made one step closer to her, and then I saw Hollis Maynell. She was standing almost directly behind the girl. A woman well past 40, she had graying hair tucked under a worn hat.. She was more than plump, her thick-ankled feet thrust into low-heeled shoes. The girl in the green suit was walking quickly away. I felt as though I was split in two, so keen was my desire to follow her, and yet so deep was my longing for the woman whose spirit had truly companioned me and upheld my own. And there she stood.
Her pale, plump face was gentle and sensible, her gray eyes had a warm and kindly twinkle. I did not hesitate. My fingers gripped the small worn blue leather copy of the book that was to identify me to her. This would not be love, but it would be something precious, something perhaps even better than love, a friendship for which I had been and must ever be grateful. I squared my shoulders and saluted and held out the book to the woman, even though while I spoke I felt choked by the bitterness of my disappointment.
“I’m Lieutenant John Blanchard, and you must be Miss Maynell. I am so glad you could meet me; may I take you to dinner?”
The woman’s face broadened into a tolerant smile. “I don’t know what this is about, son,” she answered, “but the young lady in the green suit who just went by, she begged me to wear this rose on my coat. And she said if you were to ask me out to dinner, I should tell you that she is waiting for you in the big restaurant across the street. She said it was some kind of test!”
It’s not difficult to understand and admire Miss Maynell’s wisdom. The true nature of a heart is seen in its response to the unattractive.
“Tell me whom you love,” Houssaye wrote, “And I will tell you who you are.”

***THE END***

Monday, 11 May 2015


We advanced closer to the gate and peep
through it but What our eyes saw was a crowd
kneeling. students were crying, while some
pleaded for release, others complained about
their far distance, some complained that their bus
didnt arrived on time, But what leap to our own
mind was different, As i concernstated my mind
on what to lie to defend myself.
We walked into the school compound majestically
as if we own it, We passed the first group of
seniors who were very strict with whom they were
busy flogging. We moved to the next group of
seniors and we greeted them and move on
majestically.
All of a sudden we heard a very strong hash voice
calling from behind us and we turned in a slow
motion and sighted a gaint guy.
This guy was huged dark, big balls eyes and
dreaded ugly face.
perhaps he was my so called senior.
“So!.Na naw naw una the come school, right!?”
i’d ask rudely approaching us with a stick in his
hand.
Uduak and i reverse backwardly to the gate and
the senior utter an order
“if you move again, Hmmm i’ll move you. Do you
understand.” said the senior
Uduak and i we both halted in uniform, fears took
personally me,to the land of many thoughts and i
started wonderin not knowing that i was on earth.
I was personally revived back to life due to the 5
dried hand slap like that of metal which forcefully
landed on my cheek.
The slap released on my face by the senior
sentence me to four minute deafness and
unconsciousness before i could hear again.
***water commot for my eyes but no be well well
00. ***
“so i the ask you question and you the think of
answers, right ?” he shouted rudely at me..
My left hand was placed by my cheek, while
Udauk could do nothing to save me but she
petted on my back.
“Prince sorry.” Udauk said after comforting me for
sometimes.
The senior instructed us both to follow him and
we accompanied him to where he wanted, They
took us to a large portion of field and handed us
two mighty cutlass. That day seems stressed,
as if we stoled from the government, we suffered
under the hot sun ray.
“Make una finish thi place before una go class. If
not i’ll show you guys that am the only senior
known to everyone as The Cross.” He hailed his
name and walk away.
By 12:30pm we fully completed with the work
given to us by our senior before We left for class.
We barge into the classroom & welcome by
another groups of seniors who came in for
checking on those who finished their morning
duty.
“class stand..! Greet..!”
i’d announced the moment Uduak and i entered
the class, I didnt know if those seniors were
already greeted. A short fine dark girl among the
seniors requested for the class captain.
Beside, I was hungry and i could’nt stand any
longer when i sat on the desk placing my head
forward on it. They noticed i have been sleeping
and my classmate woke me up.
“Wake up” Blessing whispered to my ears and I
jolted up not comprehending what happen.
[s*xy** Kitty-Cat] senior s*xy**-p approached my seat
and asked for the list of those who did their
morning duty.
“Prince where is the list?” She asked with a polite
voiced tone.
“ehrmm.. I came late to school today.” I finally
spoke after i’d quiet for sometime, She looked in
to eyes and shouted
“move outside and wait there for me..!”
and I moved quickly.
Meanwhile, actions later happened in the class
which i’d knew not,I stood under the hot sun say
for over an hour, by this time it was 1:40pm.
“Ah!!.Is this were i’ll stand again, After all the
grass cutting i did today?” i’d worriedly asked.
She came out lateron & instructed me to follow
her.
“So,you came late to school?” She asked with her
voice raised
“Yes Senior.” I’d reply
“you go knee for my room today till 4:00 pm.”She
announced and walk out on me
“Ah!.Ubok abasi i don die..I didnt eat before
coming to school.”
I uttered to myself and i squat down on my
knees.
She came back again but this time she entered
with her girl friends. They started questionin me
about things i never knew, things like; have you
fvck before and all sort.
Lateron, i was saved from their hands when
student from my class intruded and informed me
of the new class teacher.
“Good evenin seniors .” Emeka greeted but when
he noted his mistakes Emeka quickly greeted
them again,”good afternoon seniors.”
Emeka was replied by one of the seniors who
pronounced
“your papa left bosom na him de feel good.”
Emeka walk to where i was kneeling and informed
me about the new teacher in our school.
“principal say make i come call you, so that you
would help her pack her things to the hostel.”
Emeka said with kind smile on his face.
“So na him the make you smile..?”I asked.
“Yes..why shouldn’t i smile? Guy that teacher is
on her way to the class?”Emeka uttered.
My eyes adjusted wide when i heard she was
coming to our class.
I moved out side & to my greatest suprised a
Honda jeep was parked outside
I walkout to meet a beautiful young lady, she was
s*xy** supper hot, she had big ass and curves to
perfect her fair complexsion, nice smooth legs,
innocent smiling rounded face.
She was what i could described as the ‘GODDEST
OF BEAUTY’ because her beauty was so
captivating. Meanwhile, She was probably
struggling with logages at the car boot. I looked
at her from her hair down to her feet,but Behind
this she was fair in complexion, she had hips.
After surveying all her curves i maintained steady
moved with my two hands in my packet as if i
was on stage for a fashion show.
“Good afternoon”I greeted with a low accent
voice
“afternoon!” She replied after looking at me for
sometime
“Can i help?”I asked when i knew i was there for
helping
“No. pls dont,” i can help myself.” she mention
She had sweated but she continued dragging the
logage, while I stood there looking what she can
do under that hot sun. Something touched my
mind to assist her and i move towards her and
held one of her logage without letting her uttered
any words, I walked straight toward the hostel.
“Thanks for helping me out” she appreciated me
“Ok madam,” you’re welcome”I concluded and
walk to my class
“Princeee!!, You’re back.”A known student in my
classroom shouted
“you thought i would be in detention while in
those seniors hands?” I asked the dude. Udauk
advance closely and informed me that senior
came in search for me.
I asked her who the senior was and She informed
me that she had no idea. The school was a kind of
mind your own business, after thinking for some
moments i concluded to investigate the senior, I
sighed and moved to my seat.
Minutes later it was time to close from school, I
instructed Emeka to quickly ring the bell as soon
as it is period. Meanwhile Emeka was a captain
incharge of ringing for closing hours.
“Ok na i go ring the bell naw naw” Emeka
mentione and moved away hurriedly.
I was actually search ing for a particular thing in
my school bag, not quite longer Emeka ran to
meet with me. He frown his face before telling us
what happened.
“Ah…Na which no wan make we go home today?”
Emeka shouted from far and Everyone stood up
halted when hearing emeka’s statements.
“Emeka wetin happen?” i had asked when i
advance to him.
Emeka informed us that the school bell has been
stolen and solutions has to be done fast or we will
stand the penalty. I was baffled at first, I decided
reporting the issues to the school principal, but
when arriving there i found out that the new
teacher was with the principal in his office.
I Comfortably turned and faced the direction i
came and headed towards my classroom.
Someone called me from behind, and I turned to
sight that the same woman that i helpt in
uploading her logages.
“How are you ?” She ask smiling as if we had
known each other for long time.
“Am fine.” I replied smiling. She asked many
questions, but my mind wasn’t there when i
sighted group of seniors with canes, belts
flogging students and i could saw tears dropped
from emeka’s cheeks. Emeka was flogged for not
ringing the bell, I Excused my madam and moved
away quickly with grief that if i’m seen by one of
them i’ll be punished.
Immediately abscond.
School close that day without me returning back
to pick up my school bag.
[Community,
Secondary, Commercial School, Onan]
The secondary school is plentifuly blessed richly
and It occupies millions of students and the
school authority, the seniors were tough and very
strict with whatever concerning the school.
meanwhle the following morning which is
tuesday, i woke up early and completed my
house choice, eat my food before i dressed up for
school. By the Grace of God that day went well all
through out, because the first thing that
happened was a warm greeting with hand
shaking attached to it By my school mum.
Perhaps, She was already dressed to teach that
early morning.
She requested that i should show her around
during school closing.
“But..Madam i wont have chances to show you
around school environment .”
I uttered immediately
She informed me not to worry myself, and that
she would take permissions from the principal. I
later walk out from her moving slowly towards my
classroom, I entered my class smiling like those
posted pictures at the package of sweet cabin
biscuite.
“Shey… Na because you don talk to that woman
na him you the smile like this, abi ?”Blessing
questioned
“Good morning Blessing. How are you today?” I’d
asked.
“Am feeling well ”
Blessing politely replied while she bent forward on
my desk, I was so excited that very morning and i
couldn’t know why.
Uduak was at her seat arranging her books while
Blessing her girlfriend chatted with me for an
hours before blessing turns and headed to where
Uduak sat. Everyone gets prepared for the
principal to come, but to our great suprise a
teacher intruded into the classroom
unexpectedly.

WATCH OUT FOR PART 3 TOMORROW
Prologue
It all started when i was in secondary school
in akwa ibom state.
By that time i was known for my position as
the class captain of SSS 1.
On one monday morning, by that time i was
penalized by my superior (seniors), A friend
of mine came in, and told me about the new
teacher that arrived.
By the time i moved outside to check on the
new teacher, i met a young lady. She was
fair in colour like (nidia buhari), dark eyes,
pointed nose, a V face, small lips, her smiles
could captivate thousand guys, she had a
normal body shape and curves, she was
average in height, she had normal big
bottom, s*xy** and supper hot lady.
she was a lady i could describe as THE
GODDEST OF BEAUTY.
I had helped her pack her logage to the
hostel.
And since then, she has been so nice that
we started a relationship.

On monday morning i woke up with the help of
an alert tone ringing from the wall clock.
The alarm was still blowing out loud when i swiftly
gazed towards it directions, and to my greatest
suprise it was 09:30am already.
My dim eyes adjusted wide open while my mouth
opened in suprised. I’d to clean my eyes twice
before checking the time again for clear vision…
“Ah..! I don late today again for school… na wetin
i go tell my seniors?.” i lamented and i
immediately jumped down from the foam.
I stood up dash into the bathroom, came out
again and rushed into my bedroom.
I immediately grab up my brush and pour a
coloured toothpaste on it as i hurriedly entered
the bathroom the second time. By that period it
was already 09:56am.. I wore my uniforms and
dress for school… But when i’d approach the door
and held the handle about to pull it open, i heard
a soft sleepy pounding voice from behind calling
my name. When i swiftly jolted to look behind
mother asked..
“Prince have you eaten your morning breakfast
before going for school?” My mom asked with so
much concern… And she doesnt prefer seeing me
starve even when i insist on staying with eating.
“No!. mummy am too late for school when i get
back i’ll eat, but for this main time am not taking
breakfast.” I sincerely announced and walkout on
her while heading toward the open space
compound.
On my way to school i met my friend… Her name
is udauk. She is a tall adorable looking pretty
young girl, she had fair nice skin complexsion and
her face seems sexily attractive. Meanwhile Uduak
was more like a friend, my assistant class captain
as well. She approached and greeted me while i
looked around her fat ass and fascinating s*xy**
good looks. After the pleasantries,, i stated further
by
complimenting her teasingly. Uduak loves smiling
when being teased and she didnt fail to waved
smiles on her lips.
“good morning my prince!” she greeted again still
smiling at me.
“Good morning Uduak, how are you feeling?” I’d
warmly asked.
“Am feeling good, and energetic this very
moment.” she replied giggling while big bosom
dangled freely from her chest…
I shook my head and complimented on her
loaded huge boobs,, though she never gets
comprehend my point of Compliment. To advance
our Conversation that morning i inquired further
about her well being..
“how about you my sweet dearest?” Uduak
questioned me instantly as she elegantly walked
towards me.
” uh.. Dearest huh?”
i’ll be happy if you stop calling me such
nicknames” I instructed Uduak but within my
heart i was kinda liked the sweet name calling.
“okay..No more names calling,,, and no more
teasing…. But You never replied my greetings
0oo!.”she made mention still trying t0 keep the
Conversation moving.
“Am fine dearest.” i had replied without smiling
nor looking her twice… perhaps having discussion
with Uduak would bring about many silly
unanticipated topics to address or gossip. I
automatically understood everything and so I
maintain calmly,, I walked witout talkin because if
i’d really wanted peace then no talking with her
was the approprate option… I maintain muted..
better still, It would wise if not discussing with
Uduak in any uncertain condition. She loves
discuss and arguing.. Before then, Uduak brought
a subjects of what to discuss and she did start
Making comment about it.. But Before she could
pronunced any utterance i immediately cut-in to
prevent or interrupt her supposed subject.
“Uduak we are late for school… I wonder what will
happened against us for coming to school this
late.” i’d started uttering words while Uduak walk
beside me at righthand side of road.
After treking for about 2 miles or more, I started
hearing sounds of beaten drums from distant.. I
immediately called on Uduak attention but Uduak
silently ignored me.. I disparateLy called on her
names again,, and She kept muted for a while
before she answered. Uduak spoke.. She Said;
“whats your problem ?”she asked with rudeness
in her pitch
“i’ve got no problems right now,,, Am only
concerned about you…” I answered her while
pointing my finger towards the direction where
the school locate.. Uduak slidely looked there.
“Prince,, we’re dead today! what are we to tell
those terrible seniors at the gate?”
Uduak worriedly complained When she sighted
seniors from where we stood , her face was
already twisted in grief…Uduak nearly brief but
when I warmly consoled she had the confidence
to face whatsoever that cometh. I had address
myself preparing for worst sudden event ahead,
because our seniors were that rude,inhuman and
very tough .
Uduak and I adjusted towards the school gate &
there awaits the breaking point of our suffering.

WATCH OUT FOR PART 2 TOMORROW

Monday, 4 May 2015

As I played with her, my joystick was at
attention just like a soldier on standstill. I
sucked and sucked her br’easts. I couldn’t wait
as I lick her from her chest down to her tommy,
as I got down to her belly button I used my
hands to slid her panties down revealing her
soft fresh hairy pussssy, she was so wet. I
grabbed her little clit wit my 2 finger s and
gently massaged them. She was vibrating in
ecstasy. I rubbed and rubbed her pusssyyy and
some liquid started dripping down. I put one
finger in her pussssy and pushed it down it got
to a point and couldn’t go further as the girl
scream and moaned in pain. I told her to be
patience once I open it up it won’t pain her
again. I placed my finger back in again and
pushed she screamed loud but no one could
hear us cos I’ve made sure the volume of my tv
is at its highest. I saw a lil blood on my finger as
I brought it out. Then she told me to phuck her,
my d’ick so hard, I found a vaseline and rub on
my d’ick and also rub some on her. I didn’t use
a condom, I want to feel her raw, she also
wanted me to get into her. She couldn’t wait.
Firstly I started slowly, going up and down as
she moaned and grabbed my head and
screaming gently. Then I began to hit fast,
faster till I got to a point where she started
screaming loudly because of pain. She said it is
paining her so much so I stopped and eject my
joyprick out. My joyprick was stained with blood
and my bed sheet also. I got up and cleaned
the whole mess, made her to take a. shower
and later came back to relax.. I went to a
pharmacy and arrange some drugs to maintain
the pain, she took them and rest. And since
that day, joy keeps coming for more joysticks! I
enjoy joy with my joystick like toy.
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I ranned out of the compound like a mad
person stampeding on anything on my way.
“Werey, ibo lon sa’ere lo? Ewo bosen gba’eyan
daanu” a lady shouted as I amost hit her while
dashing out. I got out and walked hastily to the
bus stop. I got there in no time, I scanned the
whole place but couldn’t find Joy. “Which kain
wahala be dis na, abi dis babe dey wine me” I
tot. Just as I was thinking a hand tapped me
from behind. “Hey, what keeps u so long” and a
sweet hypnotising voice said. “Hi Joy, sorry I
was delayed by something. So hw are u?” I said
as I grabbed her hand and walked her to my
place. We got to my house and everyone is just
staring at my new found sweet potato.. I
ushered her in no time before dem amebo take
eyes scatter d babe. She sat on my small couch
as I put on the tv. “You av a nice place” she
said admiring my small apartee. “Thnx dear,
welcome to my small crib” I said with a smile on
my face and she also smiled. I brought out the
juice that was already chilled in the fridge. I
pour some inside a glass cup and pour some
me. We both drank and talked and talked. I
grabbed her by the waist and she leaned gently
on me her two soft oranges rubbing on my
chest. “Chai, dis babe go kill pesin o” I tot as I
got a sweet sensation sent down my spine
making my john thomas to begin responding. I
placed my hands under her shirt and played
with the two ice cream balls. She moaned as I
squeezed dem a bit hard. My d’ick is already at
attention like a soldier recruit on parade. I slid
my hand down to the main territory, I rubbed
on the place gently with my twon fingers.
Shawty was wet I tried to slip a finger in and
she shouted hard. I asked her why and she said
it’s paining her and that she hadn’t have se*x
before. Not even this kind of romance. I to her
to open her legs for me to confirm, men dis
babe is too tight. “Na which kain wahal be dis
now” I almost said. I wanted to bust it that
same day but she refused me. She said her
pastor told her that if she have se*x with any
man she will die. “Na wetin dey worry all dis
pastors sef. Na so dem go dey lie for fine babes
like dis” I tot. I told her not to trust that pastor,
and be very careful with him. I also told her to
mark My words, the pastor will ask her for se*x
one day. Since then I didn’t attempt to have
se*x with again if she comes around. We just
play, sit, talk and watch tv. Until one day when
I was sleeping and my phone rang I picked it
up and it was Joy who was crying on the phone.
She told me her pastor told her that God told
him to marry her and that he wanted to sleep
with her.. I told her to stop crying and come
see me at my place.
The next 2 days shawty called me and asked if I
was around cos she is planning to show up my
place. I told her that I’m around she can come.
For the past one that she had been coming to
my house I have been very nice to her. No se*x
appeals, no stress or any form of disturbing her
in the name of having se*x. I decided to let her
be till she decide to fork me herself. Guys, how
many of una fit do like that for such type sweet
chicks without forcing her to sleep with u for a
whole month? None of you! Make I no brag too
much. It was 1:15pm or so on sunday when
she came knocking at my door as I was busy
watching premier league soccer. I opened the
door and I was faced with her beautiful sad
face. “Ohh hi, sweetheart” I greeted her as I
tried to hug her. “Good afternoon” she said with
a yet a frown on her face. I sat her down and
tried to console her. She told she was worried
about her pastor who tried to mislead her and
have se*x with her. “Don’t worry sweetie it’s ok.
There’s always some bad and good pastors. He’s
probly one of the bad ones. Not all are bad.
Thank God you’re ok and notin had happened” I
calmed her down. “I will never go to that
church again ever” she promised. “Yes you
should just look for a better church to attend” I
supported. I asked her if she will like to eat and
she told me to prepare indomie and egg for her.
As sharp boy I entered kitchen as I was cooking
the noodles I was also busy wrapping my tiny
joint as usual. I quickly rush to the toilet and
grag a few, kept the remaining and came back
to the kitchen. The noodles is already boiling so
I empty the seasoning s in and also put one
sardine to spice it up. As soon as it was ready I
served her and she ate while I went back to the
bathroom and finished the remaining joint I
started. Took a shower and came back to meet
her on my bed laid down. “Shoo, dis one wey
dis chica go position for bed so, hope say no
problem sha” I was confused as my bamboo
stick rose up to attention. I tried to control it
but the thing got an attitude of its own and
he’d been seeing things. Shwty looked at me
with an eye that says come close to me. I was
only on boxers with a small towel on my
shoulder, I flung the wet towel to one side and
approach her on the bed. She looked at me in
the eyes as I sat right beside her. I place my
hands on her face and started pulling her hair
backwards with my chilled palm. I moved very
close and placed my lips on her lips, I kissed her
weller and she kissed my back wellest. We both
romanced each other I didn’t even know when I
pulled of her shirt and revealed the ever fresh
pointed br’easts of hers. I suck dem like crazy,
in fact I think I was crazy for a moment. She
was putting on a short skirt I pulled it down and
revealed her light blue panties. I rubbed gently
on her vagyna without taking off her panties.
The geh wan craze as I play with her thing, I
almost suck the stuff up but my spirit no gree
me. I no dey suck toto anyhow oh, unless if that
toto get mouth die! Or money for hand, tongue
for hole I couldn’t wait to get in action but
I’m also contemplating how to disvirgin dis girl.
I never disvirgin woman before oh
WATCH OUT FOR PART 3 TOMORROW
A strictly 18+ Story written by Experimentist…
I met her while I was just strolling down the
neighbourhood with some of my homies. Na so
she materialise, fine Igbo girl no pimple. I
gbadun her style with her small, sharp dimple.
She so simple. She’s go an ice cream (yuzedu’s
voice) lap so fresh so clean with her pointed
semi-grown twins. I felt like squeezing the
damn thing right there I couldn’t hold back
or let go, she’s so damn sweet. In fact, she
would pass for a candy. As a sharp Northerner
nigga, I popped my collar and hollered “Hi” I
greeted her with a very nice tone. “Hello” she
replied me with a smile on her face. “Shoo, e be
like I go follow dis babe o. She even reply me
come dey smile join” I tot. “Guy, follow am na, u
dey jones o” my guys encouraged. I summoned
courage follow d babe. “How are you girl” I
asked softly. “I’m fine, and u?” She replied like a
matured girl and asked back. “I’m gud. I’m ..(I
told her my name st8) nice to meet u, may I
knw ur name?” I asked. She said her name is
Joy. “Joy u’re such an angel, which of the
heaven did u come from?” I teased. “U’re not
serious” she said as she smiled with a dimple on
her cheek. “Yeeeee, omo dis babe na die oh, if I
no toast dis babe make I die” I said to myself.
“So do u stay around?” I asked her wit a kind of
charming smile on my face that no girl, I repeat
no girl will ever resist. “Ikoyi, and you?” She
said and asked where I live. I told her and she
said fine. We got to a place and she said she
going to the market to buy provisions. I asked
her if she don’t mind if I escort her and she said
no. So we both entered keke napep as a sharp
Northerner dude I paid for d keke rider
immediately. I followed her and she bought all
that she wanted and we came out and too
another keke to the main bus stop where she
took a bus to her place.
She told me she’s 20yrs old and I told her I’m
25 (na my soccer age be dat oh). We
exchanged phone numbers and we both
departed. I called her the following day and we
chatted fine. I told her I missed her already she
just laughed. She said she will be coming to the
market by the weekend and that she will like to
come see my place. I said ok fine, I was so
happy that day that I celebrated with a big
bottle of stout. No be small tin oh… I couldnt
wait for weekend to come I need to see dis fine
babe. I’ve never had it my way with such kain
sweet potato. Sunday came and I arranged my
crib wella that you’d think I’m expecting Queen
Elizabeth, the Queen of England.. I Cleared all
the dirty laundries, package dem for one coded
corner. Sweep everywhere as usual. Spray
some perfumes. I was damn broke dat day I
had go and borrow some doe from a friend to
buy some stuffs for entertaining my guest. I
bought and apple juice, a pack of short bread
biscuit and placed dem nicely inside my mini
fridge. I brought out my precious SK (high-
grade) from the freezer, I like it when it’s cold it
makes the brain to chill yamean. I cut a very
small amount frm the SK and wrapped a very
tiny sized joint, hit the bathroom/toilet, light my
stuff while I’m shyyyyte… I smoked my thing
with no rush, cleaned my a’ss and then
grabbed my mouth brush and toothpaste and
cleaned my mouht up. I took my bath and
came out fresher than ever! I was dressing up
when my phone rang, it was Joy, I picked the
call and said “Hello Joy!” Her sweet voice came
in “hi, good morning” she said, I noticed the
time was 11:45am just 15mins to noon. She
told me she was at the bus stop now and I
quickly dressed up, spray my self and dashed
out to pick her fine a’ss up.
WATCH OUT FOR PART 2 TOMORROW
I moved backward a little bit ,they were
running to my direction I was also running
back thank God I was the fastest in my school
those days we ran and ran,then we both
stopped..
“Why are you running.?” a guy asked…
“Why are you running. also?” I asked back..
“These boy standing at my front he his my
brother he said you destroyed his laptop”
“Me destroy your laptop no I didn’t abi how?”
“Ahhhh he said I should sprinkle water on it
and dry it for 24hours and the rain fell
overnight..” Femi said
“What!!!” The three huge guys exclaimed..
“Wtf you mean you did it I was just joking I
called you back you didn’t answer now..”
A guy slapped Femi straight..
“I don’t know when you would start having
sense
you mean you did this?”
,”Noooo” Femi was trying to say something ..
“You made us start running after somebody
because of your foolishness,guy no vex abeg ”
He said to me ..
“Birds of the same feathers like. brothers” I
said smiling walking..
A girl was just passing looking at me ..
“Hi what sup” I greeted
“Did you mean me what sup?”She said to me..
“Yes am greeting you ”
“What do you small boys of these days mean?
are we mate don’t you ever tell me that again”
She. barked at me..
“What is wrong with this one ,asinine we
would see.” I said walking away angrily..
“Seriously I don’t know what’s wrong with
some girls they just talk anyhow. did she even
know my age? I pray titilayo won’t be this
nur” I thought..
I went to the game center before I entered..
“Thief were my 1k”
I quickly gave it to him.
I spent the rest of the day there till it was late
around 7pm..
“Guy how far abeg come ” An unknown guy
said
“Please help me collect my phone for that
chemist there bring your phone so I will call
him to confirm”I gave him
I moved three steps
“Abbey are you mad in this Lagos they born
you they want scam you” I thought.
“Bro my phone ” I said to him
“in fact dont worry “he gave me my phone
“See me shar “I smiled
Still walking back home I saw the foolish GIrl
that was shouting at me in a welders corner at
night
“These girl don enter am”…
WATCH OUT FOR PART 4 TOMORROW
She held my hands in a way i couldnt explain
,something i dont like a girl holding me people
would think am a bad boy ,especially thay iya
risi ..
We almost got to my house then she
stopped,all i
could do was just smile and smile i wasn’t
replying
her talks until she got silent looking at me
straight
to my eyes she was getting closer i didnt even
make a move it happened like a movie maybe
indian movies,her lips were getting closer.
“Who run the world girls” her phone started
ringing something that pained me..
“My mum’s calling me we would chat on
whatsapp”
she said to me running back home.
“Wait do you have my number”
“Dont worry we will chat later”She said still
running..
I got home thinking less about the #1000 i
collected i was just thinking about the kiss i
missed why should i loose such a thing
“I just love this your hair its soft” titilayo
said…
“But i dont know why water keeps dropping on
it”
She said with sad face..
What!!! it was raining i quickly woke up i
quickly
closed my room window went to my mum
room
closed the window .
I didnt tell you something am from a reach
home.
I slept back…
Early morning ,i woke up by 7:30 am rushed to
my
toilet brushed my teeth clean up the house
bath
dressed up with my #8,000 ..
Femi pointed to me with three huge guys
running
to me..
“I don die”
WATCH OUT FOR PART 3 TOMORROW
A Story written by abbeyclassiclee (51561D6D)
Moving on the street with my earpiece on my
ear listening to JASI BY BANKY W, someone
tapped me from my back it was femi a street
nigga you would know more about him later.
“Howfar guy” Femi greeted
“I dey ” I replied
“Guy there’s something wrong with my laptop’s
keyboard it dosen’t respond fast” He said
“That one is not a problem,just buy oil sprinkle
it on the keyboard and dry the laptop for
24hours,thatsall.” I said to him teasing him not
knowing he was going to fall for a joke
“Thanks bro” He said running back
“Hey bro” i called back..
He didnt answer so i continued to ear my
music JASI before the morale am keeping for
some reason go.
I walked down to a game center down the road
having no penny but sense funny brain.
“I don land” I entered making a statement
making them face me.
“Konami” They all chorused.
There’s something i do wonder about the name
“konami” am i the founder of pes ? well i can
play well.
They started tackling me with bets which i had
no money on hand
“Arrrgh”
“Ehn ehn theres 50GB Cheat for #1000 who
will buy”i said making them face me.
Have i brought any cheat that do not work ? it
just that you get it after 24hours.
“Take this #1000 take my phone oya do it” One
of the guys offered me hia phone money.
I quickly went to my online bulksms changed
the senders name to MTN50G.
And sent a message
“Dear subscriber you have been qualified for
the MTN50GB offer wait for 25Hours by
switching off your phone”
Sharp boy abi? only few got the scope.
I quickly went on to bet with his 1000 .
And won #8000 smiling back home .
A girl saw me and started smiling,well she’s
named titilayo she’s fund of that smilling to
me unnecessary she is two years older than
me.
“Abbey whatsup” She greeted with a smile
which she had never done .
“Good evening ” I said with disbelieve.
“Can we have a walk together” She offered .
“Yes of cause”
She held my hands as we walked together
WATCH OUT FOR PART 2 TOMORROW

Saturday, 25 April 2015

:::::::******::::::

Lara sat on the tiled floor, she pulled a bowl of hot water towards her, added some dettol, before dipping a face towel into the bowl.

"Easy girlie..." she soothed herself as she massaged her body. It had ached her all night.

"Ouch! Eeish!" she exclaimed as she pressed her swollen eye a little.

Her door squeaked open, she didn't bother to look up, she knew it was Tony.

Tony stood for while watching her massage and press her body in pains. He felt his heart melt! So he was now a 'wife beater' ?

"Good morning Lara." He said gently.

"ouch!" Lara exclaimed pressing a swollen part of her arm.

"Errm....sorry..." Tony said squatting beside her.

She didn't reply, she continued her work.

"Errm..Lara, I'm very sorry for what happened yesterday..." he began

"Hmph! Did you brush your teeth this morning?" Lara covered her nose with her free hand.

He felt offended, he exhaled sharply

"I shouldn't have done what I did yesterday...my anger took better part of me..." he was trying his best to sound gentle.

Lara laughed quitely.

He peered at her face, he wondered if she heard him.

She applied some balm to her wounds before looking up at him.

"So what now? You came to kill me?" she asked.

"No...Lara I'm truly sorry for..."

"Abegi! Spare those thrash talk! Go and meet your Igbo sister and leave me alone! Who are you trying to decieve?" she interrupted him.

"Lara.." he tried to hold her but she pushed him away. Her hands moved to the bowl of water and Swoosh! She threw it at him- towel and all.

Tony looked suprised, he surveyed his drenched office clothes with his eyes.

"how dare you!" he shot at her.

"Oh yea! I just dared you! Rubbish! Because I'm not an Igbo that's why you are treating me this way shebi?" Lara rose to her feet.

"Don't you ever try that on me again!" Tony's anger let loose.

"So what if I do? You'll flog me? Ehn? Answer me! Oshi buruku!" she clapped her hands.

"You'll pay for this!" he told her walking towards the door.

"Mr Tony?" she called after him.

He stoped holding the door knob.

Lara walked slowly towards him, a smile playing on her lips.

"Tony, I just felt I should remind you, that, the law of karma still reigns!" she chuckled before walking into her bathroom.

:::::::::*****:::::::

"Hello? Mummy?" Lara placed her phone on her ears. She knew what to expect. Tony has taken her report to her mother again.

"Hello Lara? What's this I'm hearing about you?" her mother began.

Lara grimaced

"So what did you hear?"

"Lara! I want you to come over to my place now!" her mother ordered cutting the call.

"Sure...just a few minutes, and you'l see your beautiful daughter with a swollen face and wounds all over her body!" Lara said to the phone, though she knew her mother won't hear.

She walked into her mother's sitting room without bothering to knock. She looked around, the room was re-furnished. Even her mother looked furnished.

"Good day mum!" Lara threw her bag at an armchair.

"Lara? What happened to your eyes-your face?" her funke asked with concern.

"Need to see some more?" Lara chuckled showing her wounds to her mother.

"Who did this to you?" Funke asked again.

"of course my loving, sweet, adorable husband!" Lara said sarcastically.

"What?!" Funke was shocked.

"Which one is 'what' again? Shebi this is what you want? Ehn? Are you suprised?, better save your suprised look till when they bring ..." Lara said carefreely.

"How could he do such to you? I'm sure something went wrong! Was it after you poured hot water on him?" funke said ignoring her daughter's sarcasm.

Lara laughed.

"my daughter, its well, you should just go back home, I'll call Tony..." Funke began to say.

"not yet! I'm staying here for atleast two weeks! I need to rest, before going back to that dungeon!" Lara protested, before taking her bag inside.

Funke watched her daughter walk inside. She picked her phone and dailled Tony.

"Hello? My in law?"

she listened for a while

"yes! Please do me a favour, let Lara stay with me for like a week, please.." she lowered voice.

"Okay thanks, God bless you!" she ended the call.

WATCH OUT FOR PART 7
"Haaaa! Are you kidding me?" Deji screamed at her sobbing friend.

"Dear friend that's my story.." Lara wiped a tear

"oh Lara you are too soft...she's been in this house for weeks now, and you can't throw her out?" Deji squealed.

"I think she has come to stay..." Lara began to say.

"Come to stay for where? Lara don't just provoke me o! I wonder why I wasn't in town all this while..." Deji bit her finger.

Just then Sophia walked lazily into the sitting room, she catwalked towards the fridge.

"Errm...Lara?" Sophia called out sipping from a bottle of yoghurt.

"Ma?" Lara said rising to her feet, to the suprise of Deji.

"Isn't it high time you prepare lunch? I'm starving." Sophia added authoratively.

"Okay ma, Let me..." Lara began to say.

"Shut up!" Deji cut her short.

"Who is your 'ma' ? This ingrate? This monster with a face of a donkey?" Deji chided her.

"Who are you referring to?" Sophia dropped her bottle.

"You!" Deji replied rising up.

" you are the donkey! Oshi! Witch! I wonder what's wrong with this Igbo woman! Husband snatcher!" Deji added with her hands akimbo.

"Deji please don't!" Lara tried to stop her.

"Leave me jor! Abi she jazz you ni? Imagine this vegetable eating Igbo claiming oyinbo! Olori buru ku!" Deji's body shook as she spoke.

"You don't dare insult me!" Sophia glared at her.

"Insult ke! I'll beat you ni! Rubbish!" Deji pushed Sophia roughly.

Wham! Sophia slapped Deji.

"Deji..." Lara was alarmed.

"Haaaa! Yeeee! You slapped me? You dey form Igbo geh abi? I go show you say I no be yoruba geh for nothing!" Deji screamed before grabbing sophia from her feet.

They engaged in a scuffle, Deji sitting atop Sophia feeding her with punches and slaps.

"Deji please..." Lara was very frightened.

"Deji to ri Olohun, please stop!" she finally pulled Deji off Sophia.

"Allow me jor! Lemme show this Donkey!" Deji charged at Sopia again.

"No No No! Deji don't!" Lara pushed her friend into a sofa, giving Sophia the opportunity to run into the guest room.

"You have to go now!" Lara led the fuming Deji towards the exit.

"Are driving me away?"

"No...I don't want Tony to meet you here...please, I can handle it.." Lara pushed her forward.

"Ehen the Tony sef! Let him come na, lemme teach him his own lesson!" Deji ranted.

"Noooo, just go please! For my sake!" Lara pleaded with her.

"Okay! If anything should happen, call me! You hear?" Deji ordered.

"Yes, bye!" Lara rushed to her room.

She sat down at her bed's edge. She knew she was in hot soup. Tony won't spare her.

::::::*****:::::

Lara supported her aching head with her hands, she was far far away in the land of thought's and imaginations.

"Lara!"

Yikes! Tony is back! When did he come back, she must have thinked deep!

"Lara!" Tony called out again.

"Sir?" she walked out of her room, her legs were weak, her heart pounding furiously.

"Welcome!" she flexed her knee

"What did you do to her?" Tony gestured towards Sophia who was weeping profusely.

Lara's heart missed uncountable beats, her eyes widened in terror

"I...I...I....d...did...not..did..." she began to stammer.

A resounding slap landed on her right cheek, making her mouth to twist, She saw stars

"You are really proving to be stubborn! This illiterate girl!" Tony ranted as he pulled a cable off the TV set.

Lara backed away on sighting the wire he was holding.

"Come back here!" Tony ordered

She didn't obey, instead she stood by the wall staring him wide eyed.

"Okay then, let me come to you!"

Tony walked towards her, his eyes were bloodshot.

Lara shut her eyes tightly, as the cable landed on her arm. She didn't wince or let out a cry, she just stood there absorbing all the pains.

She walked quitely into her room after Tony had let her go.

She poured some cold water on her head, she thought it was on fire.

She looked up at her reflection in the mirror.

Her right eye was swollen and red, tiny lines of blood streaked throught the corner of her lips.

She let her tears flow freely, she wished her mother would be here to watch what she's going through.

WATCH OUT FOR PART 6

"Ijoba Orun, lere oni..."

Lara's phone rang waking her up rudely from her nap. She squinted at her phone's screen-

'Mummy' was all she could see.

"Hello?" she said in a sleepy voice.

"Iwon omo buru yen, what on earth is your problem?" Funke -her mother screamed into her ears.

"Mummy, is anything the problem?" she rubbed her eyes.

"Nonsense!" came her mother's reply.

"People use what they have to get what they want in life, is anything wrong if I give my only daughter out to a rich family?" Her sounded aggressive.

Lara glanced at her phone screen again in terror, before placing back to her ear.

"Mummy, If I did something wrong, just tell me..." she began to say softly.

"Do I need to remind you of your deeds? You've become disrespectful, you no longer cook for your husband, you're even threatening to leave your matrimonial home!" her mother queried.

"But..mum..."

"No buts, sho gbo? Rubbish! And let me remind you, don't just come to my house if your husband divorces you due to your stubborness." he mother shouted again.

Lara bit her lower lip.

"Mum...."

the line went dead.

She stared at her phone in silence, what kind of life is this? Tony had told her mother fake stories about her. How can her mother be this selfish? She pondered.

"Hello..." Tony intoned behind her.

She turned sharply, her eyes widened, how did he get there?

"So are you ready to turn a new leaf?" he wore a mischievous smile.

She pursed her lips, fidgeting at her dress.

"Go make me a mug of choco." he ordered walking out of her room.

She swallowed hard, she felt her heart split. She ran her fingers gently on her chest.

"It's well, I'll survive, somehow, anyhow, one day, it'll be over." she whispered to herself as she fought to keep back tears.

:::::::::********

Lara wiped her hands on her apron, she pushed the flask of food away from her, before proceeding to peel some plantains.

Tony had called her earlier, to make a meal for two, as he was bringing a guest home.

Whoever the guest was? She shrugged.

She began setting the table when the door bell rang, she rushed to open it.

"Welcome" she said as Tony brushed past her.

She turned to look at the guest, she almost mistook the guest to be a male.

"Good day." Lara said softly.

The guest was wearing a trouser suit, she was masculine, her hair cut very low. If not for the earrings, she could be called a male.

"Hy," the guest said coldly.

"Errm, Sophy, have a seat, make yourself comfortable.." Tony began to say.

"Not so fast, won't you introduce me to her?" the guest said with a low laugh.

"Welll...okay..., sophy, meet my Illiterate wife- Lara, errrm, Lara meet my cutie pie-sophia." he chuckled.

Sophia laughed out loud.

"Well Lara, I've heard alot about you..." she extended her hand for a shake.

Lara shook her head in pain, she didn't take sophia's hand. She began counting her toes.

"Errm, sophy darling, lets proceed to the dining area, I believe she should have set the table by now ." Tony led Sophia towards the dinning room..

Lara watched them from the corner of her eyes, her eyes stung her as tears rolled down her cheeks.

"Hmm, she cooks well..." sophia said eating in mouth fulls.

"Oh yes! And that's the main reason I'm still keeping her, else, she should be in her parents house by now" Tony said loudly.

"Oh sweerie, that was too rude..." Sophia laughed.

Lara walked lightly into her room, she went on her knees. Is this real? She thought.

She felt she needed to talk to somebody. Her mum was out of question, Deji isn't in town for now. She decide to pray, though she doesn't belive in prayers.

"God..." she looked towards heaven.

"I know you can see all that's happening, do I deserve such treatments?" she sniffed.

"I have no one to talk to, nowhere to go...you are all I have now...my father is no more..." she sobbed.

"I heard you are a father to the fatherless, don't forsake me O'Lord....help me dear father...." her body shook with sobs.

She laid on the hard floor, she liked its coldness, it gave her some sort of comfort.

Tony isn't a human being...she thought. He is either a beast or the devil himself. He dared bring his mistress into their home...he knew there's nothing she could do.

WATCH OUT FOR PART 4
Lara sprayed some perfume on her skippy nightie, she walked to her mirror again.

"Hmm yummy! Plan number four on point!" she laughed before proceeding to Tony's room.

She opened the door gently, she peeped first before walking into the room.

Tony was lying down on the kingsized bed, the covers were drawn half-way stoping at his waist. His chest was bare revealing his 'Six-packs' features. She craved to touch, but that isn't on her list.

She came here to discuss something important-theirmarriage.

She crawled beside him, his breathing was slow and steady.

So this man can sleep?! She thought.

She shifted closer to him, how would she wake him up? She felt like a rat trying to bell a cat.

She touched his arm slightly and...

Tony's eyes shot open, his face transformed into a scowl.

"Sorry to disturb you..." Lara said in a shaky voice.

"What do you want?" he growled

Lara's lips moved but no words came

"Damn it!" he sat up.

"Can't I sleep again? Can't you gerrit into your brain that I need to rest? This illiterate girl is something else! Is s-ex a necessity?" he yelled at her.

"No..I..was ..was...was..just..." Lara moved away from him terrified.

"Get outta my sight!" he barked at her.

Lara scampered out of the room full of fear and hate, she threw her self on her bed and wept.

What would she do? She had tried all she can? Besides its not that she's interested in the marriage too, but she had to do this for her mother.

He called her an illiterate! She sobbed some more.

She was definitely going to show him, Illiterates can go crazy to! She wiped her tears, wishing for sleep to come.

::::::*****

The sun rays bathed her room. She glanced at the wall-clock, 7:30 am.

She stretched lazily on her bed. She had her plans on mind, no more cooking till further notice.

"Lara!" Tony banged her door.

Devil! She hissed pulling the blanket over her head.

"Lara!!" Tony banged some more, louder.

"Nonsense, are you hungry?" She hissed again.

"Lara?" Tony said walking into the room.

She didn't move, she remained motionless on her bed.

"Lara!" he shook her roughly.

"Uhm? Uhm? What is it?" she muttered pretending to be just waking up.

He pointed at the wall clock. Her eyes followed his hand, then back at his face.

"Ehen? So?" she asked with a frown.

Tony felt like squeezing her lips

"Are you daft or something? Don't you know I'm running late for work? Where's my breakfast?" his voice was fierce.

"Illiterates don't know how to cook!" She quipped, lying back on her bed.

David glared at her, his eyes bloodshot

He pulled off the bed angrily, throwing her on the hard floor.

Lara shrieked in pain, she stood up to face him.

"where's my breakfast?" he barked

"I'm fed up Tony! Did you hear me? I won't cook in this house anymore! Go and get a girl with masters degree to cook for you!" She screamed at him.

He charged at her, she didn't move, she just stood there rooted.

He stoped facing her, he brought his face close to hers

"If you don't cook in this house, then you should be ready to go back to your parents!" he told her.

"Hehehehe! Wonder shall never end!" she clapped her hands eyeing him derisively.

"This is an opportunity I've been waiting for.." she laughed.

"Really?" he sneered

"Yes o! Wait and see If I will not leave! Do you think you are the only man in the world?" she told him.

Lara flung her wardrobe open, and started throwing some clothes into a bag. She started singing loudly.

"I'm coming home, I'm coming home, tell the world I'm coming home..."

Tony watched her for a while, before leaving the room. He chuckled as he walked to his car.

This girl is crazy! He thought.

He had to stop her from leaving, he suddenly felt he had a soft spot for her.

"my oga, good moni!" Adamu- the gateman greeted him as he drove out.

He beckoned to Adamu, who walked up to him smiling.

"Errm, Adamu, do not let Lara out of the house. Make sure you lock the gate properly. Gerrit?"

"Yes my oga!" Adamu waved at him.

Atleast, he would stop her from leaving! Tony thought quitely as he drove away.

WATCH OUT FOR PART 3

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